SWORDHEAD

No head, a sword instead! I could have named it inst-head!

So you headbutt people to death. That is the game. Then you take the sword off and put a shark there. Or a frying pan. Or a vacuum cleaner.

GRAB A CONTROLLER AND SOMEONE TO FIGHT — full controller support for both players: two pads, a pad against a keyboard, or two people sharing one keyboard. Plug a controller in halfway through a round and it just joins in. Xbox or PlayStation prompts, rumble on hits, every key rebindable without leaving the fight.

Six ways to hurt each other: slash, heavy, skewer, shell, rhino, drill. Run someone through and they are stuck on your head — they have to mash their way off the blade while you carry them around.

36 FIGHTERS, AND YOU BUILD THEM — any head on any legs. A lion's head on flamingo legs. A frying pan on a shark tail. A vacuum cleaner walking on poodle paws. The legs decide how you move, the head decides your reach. And every combination names itself: LEOMINGO, VACOODLE…

EARLY ACCESS — six heads and six sets of legs is the start; every update adds more parts, the stupidest ones first. This is the cheapest it will ever be. The free demo: the two sword knights and unlimited fights, no timer.

Windows 10/11 64-bit. One ZIP: unzip, click the EXE, play. No install, no launcher, no account.